A million thank yous and a salaam to Ms. Chicha, for pointing out Cintra Wilson's hiLARious Salon piece on the Oscars, from whence these pearls of wisdom came.
The Wonderful Magical Black Person is now a cliché so absurdly pervasive I'm surprised there aren't Franklin Mint collector plates of damp-eyed homeys gazing heavenward in a spiritual, Native American fashion.
The Road to Oscartown has always been paved with retardation and weight gain.*
And there's more! I'm still laughing.
*Except Sly Stallone in Cop Land, as the Fesser rightly points out. His theory? "I guess Sly forgot to flash his snapper in Playboy."
