Kim Cattrall won't be putting out for the now-shelved Sex in the City movie. She's too busy rearranging her lube drawer or something. Oh, boo-hoo. Like she's the only ancient slut in Manhattan. Whatever.
Plans to bring sitcom Sex and the City to the big screen have been shelved after star Kim Cattrall, true to the free-spirited Samantha she played in the show, said she could not commit to the project.
Back when the cinetrix was a lass, we had a word for that sort of bait-and-switch roundheels: cocktease. Blah blah sisterhood is powerful and how dare I la la la. Ladies, the show was written by a bunch of bitter queens--and have you seen what Pat Fields looks like?--it is not about you and your girlfriends out there in Moline, no matter how many pairs of Manolos you buy on Bluefly. Get over it already and breathe a sigh of relief that we've dodged another tiresome television to silver screen retread.