After suffering through about five excruciating minutes of the abomination ABC had the temerity to call A Wrinkle in Time, this item comes as especially good news to the cinetrix. Botox casuality Nicole Kidman is ding-dong dead as the White Witch in the big screen adaptation of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, and Tilda Swinton has been cast in the role. If they must muck about with the cinetrix's favorite childhood books, it's heartening to hear when the casting is done right.
The cinetrix will be celebrating this news with Turkish Delight. Naturally.