Describe the sexual proclivities of a woman whose favorite actress is:
A few years ago, I would have said this person was a little freaky and interesting, but now it would probably be some nineteen-year-old suburban girl who wants to make out with other girls at bars. She thinks she's wild and hot, but lacks any real finesse.
I'm tempted to say lesbian, but I shouldn't generalize. "Open-minded."
She used to be a dirty girl, but now she seems a little controlling. Very specific. "Only pee on me here, and not too much" and whatnot.
Kids these days.... Now, long ago, the cinetrix worked for a
snotty well-regarded video store, but discretion prohibits her from confirming or denying any of these observations. She can offer you only this advice: Be kind, rewind.
Oh, and don't get lube on the pornos. Your mother does not work at the store, and no one else wants to clean up after you.