Accessorize your dissent I

Dissaffected thirtysomething hipsters rejoice: Kicking and Screaming is on tap to make its Criterion Collection debut on August 22 [from Renoir and Gabin to Baumbach and Stoltz--what a long, strange trip, indeed]. But don't worry about the wait. You needn't squander the hours between now and then not, you know, spending.

See, Criterion has also rolled out its own line of American Apparel t-shirts. Rock the minimalist Criterion "C" logo or else kick the old skool Janus two-faced look. Either one says, "I'm down with Langlois, oui. Yeah, you know me."

[The cinetrix kids because she loves. Plus, she's so excited about the 50 Years of Janus Films program at this fall's New York Film Festival, she's already got her shirt bookmarked.]