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Film cans

Good news, Boston dwellers! National Amusements is screening holiday classics for FREE--the cinetrix's favorite price--at several of its theaters. There's a catch, but it's one you can roll with:

Holiday Classics is a four week holiday program offering moviegoers FREE admission to a classic holiday film with a donation of a non-perishable food item to benefit local food banks or local community services. Holiday Classics is every Saturday morning at 10:00am through December 15th at Showcase Cinemas Woburn, Randolph, Revere, and Lowell.

      Film schedule:
      December 1st: It's a Wonderful Life
      December 8th: How the Grinch Stole Christmas
      December 15th: White Christmas

Not in Boston? You should still donate to your local food bank, people. Food banks are hard hit this year. Just take a gander at this article from today's Times and then give til it hurts, cuz nothing hurts worse than going to bed hungry.

Food banks around the country are reporting critical shortages that have forced them to ration supplies, distribute staples usually reserved for disaster relief and in some instances close.

Remember: Skip the popcorn next time you go to the movies and put that money toward canned goods. </soapbox> Have a good weekend.

Rolling away the stone

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The cinetrix is delighted to report that after having it almost a year--traveling with it via bus, car, and plane to any number of states--she has finally watched and returned to Netflix director Olivier Assayas's Clean. Yep, it's suckers like me who make that company's business plan viable.

What belongs at the top of the queue now? Make your suggestions in the comments, s.v.p.

Dinner and a movie

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There was no love lost for Kiarostami's Taste of Cherry among my hardy band of student cinemaphages this week. Sad to say, they are firmly in the Ebert camp. However, their distaste/boredom made for a lively discussion and a batch of amusing response papers. It was fun, too, to consider Kiarostami's flick alongside another 1997 release in which landscape, car travel, and taboo play a large part--Insomnia, which we'd screened before Thanksgiving but hadn't otherwise talked about.

And now we're at the end, nearly, of this semester-long experiment in 50 years of world cinema, Criterion-stizz. Our final film is Edward Yang's Yi Yi: a One and a Two. Given its nearly three-hour runtime, I decided to invite the kiddies to watch it at the house this Sunday and promised that I [which is to say the 'Fesser] would feed them dinner. We're thinking food for ten [eight voracious college students going into exam period and us], and ideally of a size and shape that lends itself to being eaten from plates balanced on one's lap. But neither of us knows bupkes about Taiwanese cuisine. So, if you have ideas, recipes, suggestions, post 'em here or over at The Gurgling Cod. Thanks.
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What we call real life

Hizzoner and HS were big fans of Baumbach's The Squid and the Whale. Follow-up Margot at the Wedding? Not so much. Read on!

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I went to see this film after reading A.O. Scott's review in The New York Times who wrote that the picture is "often mercilessly, squirm-inducingly funny." Regrettably, in advance of going, I did not read Lou Lumenick's review in the New York Post who wrote, "You'd have more fun with a root canal than with this faux French flick." I agree with his conclusion. Margot at the Wedding is a bomb.

The plot concerns a Manhattan writer, Margo (Nicole Kidman), going to the wedding of her younger sister, Pauline (Jennifer Jason Leigh). Pauline is pregnant and marrying her lover, Malcolm (Jack Black). When Malcolm seduces the babysitter, Pauline decides not to marry him. Meanwhile, Margo is intent on having her androgynous son, Claude (Zane Pais), live with his father, Jim (John Turturro), in Vermont. Each of the three principal characters – Margo, Pauline and Malcolm – is dysfunctional and more repulsive than the other. I couldn't wait to leave the theater.

The script writer, Noah Baumbach, who also directed this outrage, had a huge prior success with his picture The Squid and the Whale. That movie, which I enjoyed very much, was also devoted to emotional stress among family members. Almost every critic commenting on Baumbach's scripts speculates that he puts his own life on the screen, but I do not know that to be true.

When I left the theater a man in his 20's asked me if I liked the film, to which I replied, "No." He said, "Sorry about that." Another man in his 70's accompanied by his wife asked me what I thought of the movie and I said, "Horrible." He said, "Good. You can quote me as saying it sucks." And it does.

HS said: "I really liked The Squid and the Whale and looked forward to this movie. I was enormously disappointed. What is cute in children can be sickening in adults. Watching two spoiled, self-indulgent sisters play off each other made me feel that this theater was one place I did not want to be.

The Queen of Mean is the Nicole Kidman character. Everything she says and does is vicious, insulting or intended to embarrass. She is ruining her pre-adolescent son's life by making him dependent on her mercurial whims and tantrums.

Jack Black is a man-mountain dope and wastrel, but he has a good heart. Jennifer Jason Leigh (Baumbach's wife in what we call real life) is manipulated by her sinister sister who, desperately unhappy herself, is trying to prevent her marriage to the lowbrow giant whose child she is carrying.

The Times
is right to call the movie 'squirm inducing,' but the squirms are of anguish, not laughter.

Thanks, as always, to Carlos for passing this along, with the too-apt comment "Oof." Indeed.

Note to self

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It may not have been the best idea to schedule Abbas Kiarostami's suicide story Taste of Cherry for the Monday meeting after Thanksgiving break. But how was I to know it would also be a gloomy, rainy day yesterday?

Melodrama

The cinetrix was poking around, hoping to find Ximena Cueva's El Diablo en la Piel when she stumbled across Corazón Sangrante on the You Tubes. Enjoy!

Der Müde Tod(ds)

With all the to-do over Todd Haynes's Six Dylans in Search of an AuthorI'm Not There, the cinetrix is a little surprised not to be hearing a bit more about Todd Solondz. You know, the Todd who pulled this particular parlor trick first, in Palindromes? Now, I long ago wearied of the latter Todd, but credit where credit's due, people.

If you're tired of both Todds too, or are after an hour and 39-minute palate cleanser this holiday, feel free to click on Fritz Lang's Der Müde Tod, above. Don't have that kind of time? Fast-forward to about minute 26, or watch this riff on Lang's climactic scene, instead.

ISO: Saint Clara

Clara The cinetrix has been paging through the Kino* catalogue, which makes her strangely melancholy. You see, she shelved so many of these films in the VHS format when she worked at the video store in the late 90s [and her pal Rob was alive], and the cover art is just the same.

Here's one she hasn't thought about in ages: Saint Clara. Anyone else remember this bizarro Israeli film or seen it more recently than 10 years ago? Does it hold up? It was once an employee pick of mine, and it occupies a slot in the cinetrix's fantasy syllabus of bildungsroman flicks, right next to Travolta et Moi [which she'd kill to have a copy of, not that you asked].

*Psst: They're having a sale.

Substance

The cinetrix, like most folks, sees both more and fewer films than end up discussed here, depending on the day and the hour as much as anything else. For instance, there was that two-day stretch this summer when she saw both Sunshine and Buffalo Bill and the Indians projected--so much yellow! Geraldine Chaplin = Parker Posey?--and never got around to writing about either one. And two weeks ago I saw two flicks while I was in New York, and then the quotidian closed in again. It happens.

I guess part of my difficulty is that I have less and less interest in writing exhaustive, Holden-esque reviews. If you've ended up here, then I'm willing to wager you already spend enough time in the echo chamber that passes for film criticism, too. What the hell else is there to say? I'm more interested in the fleeting.

Weownthenight In the case of We Own the Night, which I was fortunate to see with the Filmbrain, the anachronistic music has to be addressed. There's nothing like a slightly off aspect of the mise-en-scene to rip you right out of a story. And in the story of Joaquin Phoenix, club impressario, and "brother" Mark Wahlberg, cop, it's Blondie's "Heart of Glass" thudding in the first frames of the film while a title tells you the action takes place in 1988. I know the joint's outerborough, but does it really take 10 years for Blondie to cross over to the dance floors of Brooklyn and Queens? Seriously, folks, the most recent track you hear is Bowie's "Let's Dance," which barely post-dates MTV's debut. It's really fucking distracting, because the music communicates "clubbing and coke" so efficiently, so viscerally. Each song gets your feet tapping and your ass waggling in your seat, then your brain does the math and reacts: "Huhh-wha?" And you're out of the diegesis again.  Still, nice to see Coati Mundi get some work.

Have you seen this film yet? Phoenix is very good. Makes you forget all about scenery-chewing turns like his "very vexed" monarch in Gladiator or even his slightly too reedy, God-free Johnny Cash. Better still, he has bona fide chemistry with Eva Mendes. And when's the last time you saw a name-brand coupling with heat? Wahlberg, while he looks more like he could be Robert Duvall's biological son, is far too subdued here and working the wrong blue-collar accent. But if you want to see Night, you'd better hustle. A week after I saw it in Manhattan, it landed at our local one-and-a-half-run house, which can't bode well for its staying power.

Morvern The other film I saw in New York was Control, all by myself on an appropriately drizzly weekday afternoon in a shitty theater in the East Village. My, it's purty to look at, and the musical performances throb with feral energy, but mostly it got me stuck on the physicality of Samantha Morton all over again.

Her body is startling, don't you think? Because, like Winona Ryder, her face screams gamine, but then there are these breasts and curves and it's all a bit unsettling. Which works perfectly when she's playing Debbie "happy to live forever in Macclesford" Curtis, wife of the doomed Ian. That maternal fecundity threatens to suffocate our epileptic hero just as he yearns to break free with angular Belgian babe Annick.

But it's also what makes Morton's turns as Movern Callar and even Minority Report's bald precog so good. She may look pellucid, but she's no waif. She's solid.

Epiphany

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This week, the cinetrix finally realized why she tumbled into teaching the youth about film, as she sat in a classroom with a group of students who were watching John Woo's Hard-Boiled--for the first time. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Responsible pedogogy is for suckas.

So she hopes you understand why she's been resting on her laurels* ever since.

*Oh, OK, there was also the post-blood-donating blackout Tuesday--so much for screening Citizen Kane--and subsequent recovery period Wednesday. Still, it was fucking awesome.

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