It's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

Submitted without comment, from the Brawndo: the Thirst Mutilator site.

[Thanks to Addison; you're welcome to the rest of youse.]

UPDATE: Greetings, Guardian readers, and thanks for stopping in. I'm sure Mike Judge will be cheered to no end to learn how many Idiocracy fans are out there. And I imagine Redux Beverages/Omni Consumer Products will be sending round a complementary case of Brawndo to Pullquote HQ, based on the traffic this post has generated.