Where are you going? Where have you been?

Oh hai! [waves shyly]. There are reasons I have neglected my corner of the Interweb of late, swear. Chief among them is that when I left my home on June 11 for a 10-day holiday on a remote and wifi-free island, I had no idea I wouldn't be returning until this coming Monday, a month later. In between there was a stint getting seminarians drunk at the Flaherty and, well, a lot of icing of kegs. So give me a couple more days to regroup and finish my nomadic adventure and I promise to ply you with prose cinematic. Soon.