Hey, kids! Criterion's running a caption contest. Leaving aside the Tom Sawyer-painting-the-fence nature of this competition for a moment, it reminds me of the genius contention that the winning caption to each and every New Yorker cartoon is "Go fuck yourself." Try it!
Today turned out to be beyond stressful, so I'm gonna indulge myself by "entering" my candidates right here.
[Baggage-vad Geeta? Train in Vain? White Man's Burden?]
Are they funny? No. Clever? Nah. Pithy. Yep. I'm sure you can do a lot better. Have at.
Oh, and, hey, Wednesday? Go fuck yourself.
