OK, this is just the sort of thing I'm talking about.
The "Best Movies for Grownups Awards'' were created to encourage filmmakers to expand their vision and make more movies that resonate with the growing age 50 and older audience.
And that's different from the Golden Globes blowing smoke up Michael Douglas' ass the other night how, exactly? Oh, maybe you AARP folks can't stay up that late any more and missed it?
Don't forget: everything that happens to the boomers at every life stage is important. Attention must be paid! Can't wait til they introduce the "Best Comedy featuring adult diapers/Viagra hijinks Award" You know it's only a matter of time. As it is, we already know waaaay too much about their tragic struggle with erectile disfunction.
Shouldn't the house organ of the AARP stick to what that organization does best: advising naval-gazing boomers how to invest wisely so I don't have to support their incontinent, longevity-chasing solipcism 'til I'm old enough to join? Tell you what: We'll treat you like grown-ups when you start behaving like grown-ups.
xo,
the cinetrix
