Movie-A-Minute made me laugh out loud. See for yourself. [via Filmington]
Julia Roberts I'm a hooker, but I don't kiss on the lips.
Richard Gere I have a lot of money.
Julia Roberts (smooch)
THE END
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JFK
Kevin Costner Does anyone have any idea what's going on?
Oliver Stone I do.
Kevin Costner Tell us, then.
Oliver Stone Shan't.
THE END
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Ronin
Jean Reno I see that you have been hired to help us kill people.
Robert De Niro Yes.
Jean Reno Have a cigarette.
Robert De Niro Thank you.
Jean Reno Have another cigarette, my friend.
Robert De Niro Thank you.
(Later...)
Jean Reno That guy was good, and I loved him. (Turns up collar. Lights cigarette.)
THE END
