Work Begins On Clinton Presidential DVD Library
I know this Onion piece will be linked to six ways to Sunday, but the longer I looked at one paragraph, the funnier it got.
"I asked my assistant to print out some of those AFI lists," Clinton said. "Also, I've been asking my buddies for suggestions. Janet [Reno] told me I should get Glengarry Glen Ross, so I'm going to order it on Amazon. I know it's a little risky to buy a movie without having seen it, but it'd be a waste of money to rent it if I'm just going to end up buying it for the library anyway."
Here's why. Imagine Janet Reno doing Mamet movieoke.*
*Please note: My old pals Lorenzo and thebenjones were doing full-dress Glengarryoke years ago, and I have the tapes to prove it.
