Over at wsj.com [subscription required], some poor guy named Jonathan Wolf parses Tarantino's chop-socky opus for us.
FIRST-HALF MAYHEM
Here's a casualty list for Kill Bill: Vol. 1, picked up in one careful viewing.Knife Impalement 1
Tongue Ripped Out/
Face Mutilated 1
Shotgun Deaths 9
Head Slammed in Door 1
Gunshots to Head 3
Ripping Face Off 1
Side of Head
Impaled With Nails 1
Pair of Eyes Ripped
From Face 1
Impaled by Thrown Hatchets 2
Scalping 1
Slashed/
Impaled by Sword 46
Decapitations 3
Total Number of Deaths 70
If you want to see what or who is on the Bride's to-do list now, Part the Second opens April 16.