That is the sound of ultimate suffering. The cinetrix makes it tonight. Here's why:
DreamWorks will turn Marlene Dietrich's story into a star vehicle for Gwyneth Paltrow. The studio has optioned Maria Riva's memoir "Marlene Dietrich," and has secured cooperation from Dietrich's estate. Jess Money will write the script and produce with Paltrow and David Nicksay. [via Variety]
How much Dietrich girl-on-girl action will be jettisoned in favor of Paltrow swanning around in a white tuxedo, a smug ogee playing about her lips?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to create a Hot Voodoo doll to scuttle this travesty.
