OK, it's another rainy Monday morning, and the cinetrix hasn't had her USRDA of coffee yet, so she's just going to reproduce this item from Variety's daily email in its entirety:
FULL HOUSE DEALS VEGAS POKER PIC
Affleck, Schwimmer to star; Herzog to direct
Director Zak Penn will reprise the impromptu style he used in "Incident at Loch Ness" for a comic feature set around an international poker tournament.
Can someone please gloss this? Someone who is not too cheap to subscribe to Variety, maybe? Because you know how I read it, right? Yep, that Werner Herzog will direct Ben Affleck and David Schwimmer in a movie. Why not just call it "end days are upon us"?
If that's true, I'd like to choose the physical challenge.
