Anthony Lane, doing nothing to ameliorate the cinetrix's crush on him:
The ideas behind "Enduring Love" may be fascinating, but they don't play; they sulk, and so it was, during yet another adoring rant from Jed the pest, that I leaned over to the friend beside me and whispered, "All I really, really want at this moment, in the whole world, is to be watching 'Dodgeball.'"
I know just how he feels.
