The cinetrix has started collecting reviews of film critic David Thomson's latest tome, The Whole Equation: A History of Hollywood, in the hopes that Santy might come through. Of course, she'd be happy to add her voice to the fray if, say, a review copy were to wend its way to her. However, this little maxim, from the Observer, may be hard to top.
Basically, a great critic has to have three things: ideas, personality and the nose for bullshit that a German shepherd at LaGuardia has for cocaine.
I'd woulda gone with LES hipster for that last bit, but yeah.