Kids: Don't try this at home.
The cinetrix--a trained professional--experienced the pedogogical aftermath of crossing the streams* today. She taught ASCII darling Miranda July's Me and You and Everyone We Know in one class and Fellini's Otto e Mezzo in the other.
That's right: we're talking a ))<>(( / ASA NISI MASA mashup.
She may resort to watching network television [something she never does] just to cleanse the palate.
* Dr. Egon Spengler:
There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
What?
Dr. Egon Spengler:
Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler:
It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler:
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and
every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz:
Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
Right. That's bad. OK. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
