This week, Ed Koch Owns A.O. Scott...
We Own the
Night
I have a small part in this
film, playing myself as mayor. So here I am evaluating a movie in which I have
an interest – not a financial one since I was paid scale, but a cultural
one. I hope everyone will see this picture, which is good but not great, and
that it will be an enormous success.
The story concerns a New York City family affiliated with
the NYPD. The father, Burt (Robert Duvall), is a deputy police chief reporting
directly to the police commissioner. One of his sons, Joseph (Mark Wahlberg),
is a police captain, and the other, Bobby (Joaquin Phoenix), runs a gambling
operation and reports to a member of the Russian mafia. He ultimately ends up
as an undercover on the force.
Amada (Eva Mendes),
Bobby's Latin girlfriend, carries herself like and reminded me of Jenny
from the Block, a.k.a. J.Lo. Their intimate scenes are hot and involve more
lust than love. Vadim (Alex Veadov) is a Russian in charge of carrying out
contracts to injure and mostly kill people. His actions are reminiscent of the
Russian mobsters in "Eastern Promises," although the latter movie
is more graphic and better scripted.
The acting of the
principals is excellent. (I would be interested in your evaluation of my
performance.) In his New York Times review,
A.O. Scott wrote that the film has a "digitally enhanced cameo appearance
by former Mayor Ed Koch." I was in three scenes with lines in one of
them. I don't know what he means by enhanced. Is he suggesting Botox or
additional hair? What you see is the real me. Should I demand a retraction,
an error correction or just forget about it? [ed.--treat yourself and read that last bit again.] The story is adequate and will
hold your interest, but it contains no real surprises which prevents it from
being a blockbuster. "We Own the Night" is worth seeing, but it is
also one of those non-memorable films, which most movies tend to be.
...feels Lust in his heart...
Lust, Caution
This movie is interesting
in that it covers a period of the Japanese occupation of China and, in particular, the
City of Shanghai in the early 1940s.
One of the lead characters
is Wong Chia Chi (Tang Wei). A flashback shows her as a young Hong Kong college student. She
joins a Chinese student cell organized to kill the Chinese collaborator, Mr.
Yee (Tony Leung), who ran a Gestapo-like network intended to protect the
Japanese occupiers. She reminded me of Mata Hari, the famous German spy during
World War I.
Mr. Yee moves to Shanghai before the cell can
assassinate him. The cell follows him and several years later they are able to
implement their assassination plot aided by Wong, who is to seduce and ensnare
him. The sex scenes demonstrate the many positions of the Kama Sutra with full
frontal female nudity. Kuang Yu Min (Wang Leehom) is part of the assassination
cell and knows to what lengths Wong is prepared to go sexually to carry out the
plot. The performances of all three actors are excellent.
Seeing Shanghai as it was and watching
a Japanese newsreel reporting the victories of the ongoing war against the
western colonial powers and the United States adds to the
film's uniqueness. The movie is based on a short story by Eileen Chang.
The director is Ang Lee, who directed the award-winning movie "Brokeback Mountain," also based on a
short story. Because "Lust, Caution" moves so slowly, it is
occasionally tedious, but its interesting subject matter makes it worth
seeing. (In Mandarin, with English subtitles).
and gets Naked:
Naked Boys Singing
When I left the theater
after seeing the show, a couple in line asked what I thought of it. I replied
that it is very good and similar to a college musical.
Ten young men sing and
dance displaying, as they say in the United Kingdom, the full monty. After
recovering from the initial shock of seeing the naked men, I believe audiences
will quickly forget the nudity, as I did, and be caught up in the show, which
reminded me a lot of "Chorus Line." In addition to full cast
numbers, each of the performers sing individual songs which tell the stories of
their lives. None of the songs contain lewd lyrics. The cast, which is
totally new, contains no superstars. Each performer sings and dances equally
well.
The movie is not intended
to be a romp in the hay. It is more Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney, only Judy
isn't present.
Sing it with me! "Kiss today goodbye. And point me toward tomorrow. We did what we had to dooooo...."