And, true, there is something exciting and unseemly about watching leading names in a field squabble in public. It's as queasy-making as watching basketball players fight: Something about the proportions is off.
But there's more to it. Yes, my initial reaction was one of sheer enjoyment at reading Dargis's salty voice unobscured by Times speak. Not to mention Thompson's textbook taking-the-high-road passive-aggressive reply, again in the comments. This, however, was only the first Kübler-Ross stage.
I started to get mad -- pre-emptively -- that two powerful women were fighting and thus could feed errant "Bitches, man" sexist tendencies that, quite frankly, would permeate the film blogosphere to an even greater degree were the male majority not already so caught up in their own pissing matches. [Sorry, fellas, but you know I'm right.] Which is not to say that I'm not guilty of back-channel gossip and carping, because I so am, but I KNOW BETTER THAN TO FIGHT ON THE OPEN INTERNETS. That's a sucker's bet. [Even Emily Gould has reached this epiphany.]
Then I realized the real story here is a generational [not gender] divide and chilled out a little. Here's what the pile-on demonstrated, to me, anyway. Established old-media film writers are online lurkers. Duh. And their choice to air grievances openly, in comments rather than through back channels, while deliberate, suggests only a sort-of savvy that stops short of true deftness in navigating the online gladatorial arena. Because you can't tell me these people don't have one another's email addresses. No, the point was precisely to amend the record and proclaim allegiances publicly. But I really don't think they realized how hard it is to stuff the genie back in the bottle.
All of the seething antipathies from coming up together, inhabiting roughly the same cohort [save Foundas, actually], and gunning for the same gigs since the 1980s were briefly and obliquely laid bare. It's not quite at the level of Team Edward or Team Jacob, mind, but I found this peek behind the curtain fascinating nonetheless.
And yet, everyone seemed to miss the real story, which is this: One film critic voluntarily left a job to take a job that opened when another film critic voluntarily exited an organization for a new position. In 2009. Now, that's news.