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Fuck yeah Bruins!

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Friends, I exhort you. What are your top 10 movies currently available to stream on Netflix [before I retreat to the mountains/satellites wot can't stream]? Am currently trying to reconcile Eleanor Bron as Miss Minchin, if that's any help.

Ah, bless

Wesley Morris, on fire of late. First, the Fast Five think piece: "Go on and laugh your Benetton, Kumbaya, Kashi, quinoa laugh, but it’s true: The most progressive force in Hollywood today is the “Fast and Furious” movies." No, really, It's About Race In America and important things like that. And now, the cinetrix gives you the final sentences of his Kate Hudson vehicle [Seriously, how did that girl escape getting her ears pinned? But I digress.] Something Borrowed review:

At some point Krasinski’s character, who’s like the gay friend, the wacky neighbor, the best gal pal, and Ralph Bellamy (all with Karl Malden’s nose), remarks that the Hamptons are “like a zombie movie directed by Ralph Lauren.’’ The rest of “Something Borrowed’’ is like a Ralph Lauren movie directed by a zombie.

You should really read the whole thing.