
So, Netflix is mostly TV? I find I use my queues the way I use my Amazon wishlist--as an external memory of things I mean to see or revisit. But when it comes to Netflix streaming, I turn into a hoarder, a behavior I date back to working at a video store in the late 90s and being able to take home WHATEVER I WANT. Which means watching, um, nothing a lot of the time. Or else The Philadelphia Story, The Lady Eve, His Girl Friday, and North By Northwest, all of which I DVR every goddamn time they play on TCM because I know rewatching them is never wasted time.
But a reckoning is overdue, so forthwith a list of movies on my Netflix streaming queue that I've seen before, each with a half-assed explanation, as I then giddily axe them. Come, walk with me!
- Laurence Anyways: You know what, guys, I'm gonna keep this, the first Xavier Dolan movie I ever saw, projected or otherwise. He has another three or so on Instant, which I want to binge on in all their lavish, excess, Quebequois glory some low-functioning weekend.
- The Adventures of Baron Munchausen: Wow, I suck at this because I really wanna revisit Uma on the half shell and wee Sarah Polley.
- Two Girls and a Guy: I remember liking Natasha Wagner's 90s hair, but what really sticks is a comeback-the-first (like, pre-"River" on "Ally McBeal") song--"You Don't Know Me" a la Ray Charles circa Country and Western Music--sung by Robert Downey, Jr.
- We Are The Best! One of my faves of 2014. Don't make me zap it.
- Snowpiercer: let me show it to the Gurgling Cod. Then it's gone.
- Harriet the Spy: I get this confused with the Danny DeVito-directed Matilda. Ultimately, I don't think the divine Eartha Kitt as the dozy bedridden blonde makes up for Rosie O'Donnell as Ole Golly. Gone.
- Computer Chess: I guess I just wonder if it's as fucked up as I remember while watching it at the Brattle with a house full of Bujalski's friends and well-meaning family. Oh, yeah, and Gerry is hilarious.
- Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me: Another where I saw it at the Brattle but think the Gurgling Cod might also enjoy. True story: We once saw Alex Chilton play as part of a trio at the Bon Temp's free oyster night in NOLA.
- The Heroic Trio: Is it as awesome as I remember or even as alluded to in Irma Vep?
- Hugo: I saw this in Seattle the same trip I caught that Tintin movie and the Fincher Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (in Cinerama! Thank you, Microsoft money!). Love Scorsese and Melies, but preternaturally mature Chloe gives me the yips.
- The Dark Crystal: I remember reading about this movie in Newsweek as a kid. Maybe one of my earliest forays into film journalism?
- Citizen Ruth: Laura Dern as a huffer would go a long way to explaining her Blue Velvet cry face. Right?
OK, more anon. Gotta mock the Golden Globes.